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Just some pictures from the fun ride we had last weekend. Chip and Kevin did awesome!  Alison got to ride her new bike.  She’s officially the teams ‘Goater’  She can climb hills mo’ betta than anyone else.

And for your viewing pleasure.  Chip demonstrates effective crashing techniques

Kevin visits the tadpoles!

You can see the rest of the pictures from the day here: 3-29-08

Hope to see some of you out there soon!

Walking through the mall today at lunch (Supporting the economy of course) a girl walks up to me and asks “What kind of bike do you ride?”   I was wearing my gear, and had my helmet in hand so it wasn’t an out of place question.   I responded with “A BMW.”   She says “Nice! What model?”   Her seeming interested I reply with “GS, 1200.”   Then, she says “Do you stunt it?”

I could only laugh.   “Do you stunt it?”   If anyone has ever seen my bike or bikes like it, stunting is obviously not a primary strength of this particular bike.   I don’t even think I responded other than to laugh because she immediately went from ’someone who knows about motorcycles’ to ‘not so much’

I wandered off to the Mac store to get a case for my iPhone cause this apparent iDiot keeps dropping it.   Then, I found the coolest iGadget by Nike.   A bluetooth remote control for you iPod that also acts as a watch!   I’ve been trying to figure out how I can use my iPod on the bike and snowboarding without actually having physical access to it.   Problem solved!

So, some of you know I surf Craigslist cause there’s some funny shit up there. With that, one of my co-workers sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Read More »