Merry X-mas Gang!

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Hope you are all with friends and family!  Take care and Happy New Year!

(Oh, and blast from the past, the email you posted with is bouncing back)

Seeking Employment again (Contract or Hire)

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Hey gang,

Looks like my contract may come to an end sooner than expected.  So, keep your eyes and ears open for me.  If you want to know more about what I do for work you can look at my Hire Me page.

Hope the holidays find you all well!

-J

Time for a redesign!

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Its that time again!  Going to reskin the site.  Why? Cause I’m a malcontent and like change.  If I don’t have it updated in the next week I expect you all to chew my ass.

Steampunk is the new Goth?

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I went to Disneyland yesterday for a little while.  Good times!  Alison and I rode a few rides we wanted to see.  Haunted Mansion a must!  The new Toy Story ride is blast.  Space Mountain, absolutely required.

As we got there we pulled in behind a couple on a motorcycle in full Goth gear.  And then it hit me.  “Oh crap, it must be Bat’s Day, this place is gonna be packed!”  Its was a little more packed, but not too bad.  But, when did Goth’s become Steampunked?

I got sent a wired article today where the superheros are Steampunked?  I knew about Steampunk years ago and really liked the Victorian style with the semi-scifi approach to magic and technology.  A good movie that shows Steampunk is “The Prestige.”  I had no idea Steampunk is making it mainstream.  I guess all things do.  Heck, they have a Goth day at Disneyland with special hats and everything!

So what’s new?

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Hey gang,
I haven’t updated in a while because I’ve been super busy.  So what’s new?

I’m incorporating!  I’ve got a business name, now I’ve got paperwork in to become an official business entity.  I’ll give you all an update once its all been completed and official.

Launched the Mackenzie Real Estate website!  Its a full real estate website with property listings and other functionality.  They are based out of Portugal but have clients across Europe and Russia.  One of the big deals of the site is it goes between English and Russian with the click of a button.

I’ve taken over responsibility for managing the San Diego Mountain Bike Association (SDMBA) website!  I’ll be adding new features and capabilities to the site over the next few months.  Community, marketing links, membership management, forums, and some other goodies.

I’ve been off the bikes for the last month :-(   Unfortunately I tore a muscle in my back and it went into spasm for 3 weeks.  But this weekend I’ll be getting back into the saddle.

Finally, the Epic Halloween Party!!!!  That deserves its own post so I’ll update this weekend.  Best party of the year!

Take care gang! Hope all is well with you!

The US Postal Service Cares! WTF?

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I think this is hilarious.  This arrived in the mail today. I ‘was’ pictures from the Dirt Series.  Apparently I had a curse on my or something for that Canada trip.  I mean, why even deliver it?  If I worked at the Post Office, I would have looked at that and said “Uh, might as well trash that.”  Enjoy!

Mountainbiking the North Shore and Whistler

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This update is long overdue, but here it is!

Blue River to Whistler

After leaving Blue River BC I headed to Whistler to meet up with Dave, Jody & Nik to do some more riding. Its pretty much a days drive between Blue River and Whistler but there is plenty to see! Nothing really stood out on the drive other than the scenery and I was tired from being “Last Man Standing” Sunday night. My new Canadian friends harassed me all weekend about not being able to party like they do. I can, I just prefer to be in good riding condition!

I arrived in Whistler around 5 PM and parked in front of the condo.  Then, not even 30 seconds later the gang rolls up with huge smiles on their faces after a great day at the park.  This was going to be a great week!  We all got cleaned up and walked over the Splitz Burgers.  Man, those are delicious.  Everything is super fresh.  We ended up eating here twice during the trip it was that good!  The condo is a funny story in itself.  We all thought it was going to be bigger than it was.  But, hey, the price was right and we had a roof over our heads.

The North Shore

Go Nik!

Go Nik!

The plan Tuesday was to head down to Mt Seymour on the Vancouver North Shore and do some riding.  I also had to head into Vancouver to drop off my rental so it worked out great!  The North Shore is one of the mountainbike mecca’s in North America. The natural and man made features are outstanding!  It was a completely different riding experience than any of us had ever had.  On the way we stopped by the Cove bike shop.  For some reason bike shops up there carry massive inventory in both bikes and accessories.  It was like being in a candy store.  Once we had directions on where go we parked my rental at the bottom and drove the van with all of us up to the top.  It was maybe a 20 minute drive up for an awesome 2-3 hour down.  My helmet cam was on its last legs but I did get some footage.  I wish I had some of the later stuff we got to ride.  Then you’d get to share the whole experience!!! We got some great pictures as well!  Check out the photoalbum to see them all!

Just incredible riding.  I highly recommend anyone going to Whistler to not miss this place.  I think it was just as good if not better than the park.  During the ride I had another SRAM failure.  The Matchmaker that holds my shifter pod on the bars just snapped off.  No damage, no crashing.  Just snapped off.  So, the last third of the ride I got to do single speed style!  Still a good time none the less.  Afterwards we stopped by the Cove Shop again to see if they had replacement parts, and they did.  But they couldn’t cover it under warrantee since my bike was bought in the USA.  Weird policy.  I’ll send SRAM the bill.

Dropped off the rental car at the airport.  The drive there was entertaining as Vancouver has no belief in highways.  I think there is one.  And half of it is on city streets.  Then, we went on down into downtown Vancouver to see what we could see.  Had some great Schawarma!  Wandered around some.  Interesting street performances.  And even walked into the more seedy part of downtown.  Good times.

Whistler

I was really excited about the bike park.  The rest of the gang had already been a few days prior. So, we started out easy on Crank it Up.  Easy is relative. Haha!  The first run down this trail my jumping muscles were tired!  I had never hit so many consecutive jumps in one run in my entire life.  I know there were more than 30 at least.  By the end of the trip this was my favorite trail.  We did some all mountain exploring.  One run down Freight Train I tried to roll a drop I should have dropped and managed to fall/slide down about 16 feet of ladder ramp and dirt.  Kinda shook me up and pretty much finished my day.

Thursday we took a day off and wandered around and did some window shopping.  Everything up there is way more expensive.  But, they have a ton of stuff in stock which just amazed me.  Bought a few presents.  Got a couple of things for me.  Dinner, drinks etc.  Then off to bed for another day in the park on Friday.

Friday it was spectacular out.  I knew Luis and Gracie from JensonUSA were going to be up riding with Candace so I made plans to join them for a bit in the afternoon.  Dave, Jody, Nik and I got to the park earlier today than we did on Wednesday.  Did a few of our favorite runs and then we made our way to some of the tougher stuff.  Dave picked Dirt Merchant.  I don’t know if this was a black or double-black.  I just know some of the stuff was way over my head.  I got about halfway down and caught up with Dave and Jody and said “Hey guys, this is way over my skill level, I’m gonna find a bail out.”  Apparently I wasn’t the only one.  Nik was behind me and took a pretty bad spill.  We got him down to the bottom but he was done for the day.  Nik headed back to the condo to get some rest and I broke off to meet up with Candace, Luis, and Gracie.

Riding with these guys was much more mellow, at the start :-)   We did a few runs, then at the end we met up with Candace and then she broke off to ride with some friends.  We later rendevouzed with Candace and her friend Jeff for one last run down the mountain.  Jeff is a coach from another mountain bike camp.  At one point they decided they were gonna school me and I was between them going down the trail pretty fast.  Jeff saying “Follow me!” and Candace yelling “GET OFF THE BRAKES!  ROLL THROUGH THE CORNER!”  So, I did!  What a blast!  I said farewell to them and waited at the bottom of the lift for Dave and Jody to do one last run.

After we wrapped up the day we went to check on Nik.  He was pretty stiff and it appeared that his neck took a brunt of the impact.  Kept the evening low key.  Saturday morning Nik headed over to the urgent care to make sure it wasn’t serious.  Fortunately it wasn’t, but its not good either.  (2 weeks later he’s still stiff).  Since Nik was down we took the day off and packed up the bikes and gear.  Did some more bike shop pass throughs and watched the UFC fight that night in a local bar.  I had one last thing to accomplish this trip.  I had to have a Caffrey’s.  The finest Irish cream ale ever made.  You can’t get it in the USA.  So, I sought out the Irish pub and Dave and I shared an awesome beer to cap out and awesome trip.

The Journey Home

I’m not going to elaborate on this much other than to say read my post about the travel industry.  Alison picked me up at the airport in her car, cause she used my truck to Monster Truck Dan’s Accord (Its actually pretty damn funny).  Had a great steak at the Turf Club and got home safely.

Sum it up

I’m pretty glad I took the trip even though it was expensive as hell.  But, already I remember how great the trip was rather than how much it cost me in surprise expenses.  And, I got to practice my newly refreshed skills for nearly a whole week.  Thanks for the good trip guys!

Dirt Series Mountain Bike Camp at Blue River

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This past week I attended the Dirt Series Mountain Bike Camp at Blue River up in British Columbia, Canada.  This is the second camp I have attended and it rocked!  The first camp I attended was in Corona California and you can read about the adventure if you like.  The Blue River camp was a specialty camp as it had a really neat extra feature.  A helicopter drop into the alpine.  I’ll write more about that later.  I planned this trip back in May and originally was only going to attend the camp, visit Whistler for a day, then fly home.  As it turned out Dave, Nik and Jody were going to be in Whistler all week.  So I extended!

The Journey Up

I flew into Vancouver on Thursday afternoon and picked up my rental car.  This didn’t go so well.  Online I had rented what was supposed to be a Subaru Outback but they had a Toyota Corolla waiting for me.  Big Problem!!!  I had a huge case which contained my mountainbike and there was no way this was going to fit into the Corolla.  I feel the rental company mislead me and was a little pissed.  The only ‘available’ vehicle they had which could carry my bike was an Explorer.  At three times the rate.  I bartered with them and got them down to two times my rate and settled at that.  Just an additional blow to my budget on top of replacing my front fork.

After I got out of the airport with my car I had to decide what to do with my afternoon.  I figured since it wasn’t too far away I would go check out Vancouver Island and the provincial capital of Victoria.  About 20 minutes from the airport I got to the ferry terminal and the attendant said “That’ll be $60.25.”  I thought I misheard her and asked “$6.25?”  She replied with “No, six zero and 25 cents.”  It turns out it is about $60 each way on the ferry.  I opted for the u-turn and headed back to Vancouver.  Now what?

The rental company gives you these coupons for free attractions.  So I looked through the options and decided to check out the aquarium for the afternoon over in Stanley Park.  Its was raining pretty hard so the park and aquarium weren’t crowded.  Fun diversion.  They had giant catfish, sea lions, otters, crocodiles, and beluga whales to name a few.   Walked around until I was soaked.  Then got lost trying to get out of Stanley Park.  Its a big loop and if you miss a turn off you get to drive the whole loop again.  At least its pretty!

Afterwards I debated staying in Vancouver or heading NE to Blue River.  I opted for the later and drop until I was getting tired.  I stopped in Abbotsford and grabbed a hotel room.  I figured getting someplace outside the city would be cheaper.  I was wrong.  Grabbed some food at a restaurant next door to the hotel.  During casual conversation with the bartender I found out that I was hanging out in the third most likely place to be shot as an innocent bystander within Abbotsford.  As I looked around, I had to agree.  There were a bunch of young wannabe gangsters all hanging around.  I figured I’d get out before I increased my odds.

I got up early and hit the road to Blue River.  The drive through this area is beautiful.  I had been through this region on my trip to Alaska last year.  Its a high desert much like inland California with similarities to Colorado.  I stopped in Kamloops to stretch my legs and check out a few of the bike shops.  Really nice shops!  Really expensive prices!  I learned later that bringing some things in from the USA is expensive with all the middle-men.  Unfortunately it makes them price domestic items at the same levels.  Much more expensive than back home.  I arrived into Blue River mid-afternoon after driving most of the day.  Nice village, nice people, nice views!

Friday night we were on our own.  I took a walk around town and ate at the only restaurant I could find.  When I got back to the room I went to put a sandwich in the fridge and it was magically full of beer!  Turns out my cabin mates had arrived fully prepared for a fun weekend.  I met Terry and Colin to be shortly followed by Paul and Ruben.  Candace had specifically put me in this cabin as she thought I would get along with them the best.  I have to agree, I think I’ve made some life long friends.  :-)

Camp – Day 1

Ruben on the Drops

Ruben on the Drops

Saturday started with a buffet style breakfast and getting signed into the camp.  This camp was going to be different than the last one.  We had three sessions in the morning then a trail ride in the afternoon.  Sunday would be no sessions and primarily focused on a helicopter drop into the alpine.  I had chosen Braking and Descending, High Speed Corning, and Drops.  I figured all three would be appropriate to refresh and improve my skills for the rides ahead.  (Honestly I took High Speed Cornering because its a blast!)  That afternoon we broke into ride groups.  My group was the downhill group.  Composed of Terry, Colin, Ruben, Amy and I with our instructors being Geoff Gulevich and Lorraine Blancher.

Quick note for those who don’t know our instructors.  Lorraine is an phenomenal rider.  Very skilled, great coach, and she won the Women’s division at Crank Works in Whistler the prior week. (Congrats Lorraine!!!)  Geoff is a very talented young man.  I say young man because he’s 21 and does stuff that is just incredible.  At the same time he’s super cool, very humble, and a blast to hang out with.

The Camel Toe Gang

The Camel Toe Gang

Now back to the ride.  The downhill ride was the most difficult trail I have ever ridden/walked/slid down in my life.  It was wet, rooty, STEEP and very difficult.  One the way up the hill I was actually getting a little sick after hearing Geoff and Lorraine say how hard and step this trail is.  I thought about chickening out but I knew that Terry and Colin wouldn’t allow it and I’d get endless crap because Amy did it and I didn’t.  So, I was in.  I’m not even sure I can describe the trail other than how I already have.  So, I’ll let you enjoy the helmet cam footage from Terry and I.  (It doesn’t not do a good job of showing how steep it really was.)

Camp – Day 2

Alpine Rider

Alpine Rider

Day 2 was all about the helicopter drop.  We got our bikes up to the sport shop by 8 AM so they could load them into the net and fly them up to the alpine ahead of us.  Then every 15 minutes or so they would take 3-4 people up to the top and come back for more.  I was pretty excited about this part of the trip.  I don’t know anyone who has done this before other than the people that were up there with me.  And riding in the alpine is a free ride heaven.  Just about every level of challenge you can think of and then some.  Our group was pretty much the same as it was the day before.  Ruben was swapped out for Jonathen but the rest of us were still together.  Kevin Wood was our guide/instructor for the day.  We had about four hours to ride where ever we wanted and try whatever we liked within our skill limit.

Unfortunately my helmet cam started to die within the first hour of the trip so I didn’t get as much footage as I would have liked.  I missed some hilarious crashes.  And some georgeos riding.  The last section of the ride was some really awesome singletrack which dumped us onto a fire road which we bombed down hitting jumps along the way.  Here is a sampling of the pictures.

You can see the rest of the pictures at my Flickr gallery

Now you can enjoy the little helmet cam footage I did get.

I can’t even express how much I enjoyed this trip.  I made some great friends, had some great rides, and definitely took my riding skills up the next level. If any of you have the opportunity to attend a Dirt Series class do so.  You will not regret it.   Check back soon for my North Shore and Whistler write ups!

Fuck the Travel Industry

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So, here’s my first major rant on my website. (I’ll post my trip report later)

Disclaimer: The opinions of this author in no way reflect the opinions of his clients, friends or family

I’m fucking pissed.  If it weren’t for the fact that I enjoyed the riding so much on this trip it would have been a complete bust.   Here I am in Vancouver airport so pissed off I’m sweating and shaking.  Small children are running away from me.  Adults are clearing the area.  Let’s start from the beginning.

Plane Fare – United Airlines/Cheaptickets.com

I purchased  ticket through Cheaptickets.com.  A roundtrip flight from San Diego to Vancouver.  It turned out some of my friends were going to be up there at the same time so I wanted to extend my ticket.  To do it though cheaptickets.com they wanted an ADDITIONAL $480.  That’s just to change the ticket.  WTF?   I called them on the phone thinking it was a mistake.  But no, it wasn’t.  I called United (Which I hate) and they told me after I check in they could change it and it would only be $150. (Oh thank you for only charging me $150 to change a plane ticket).  When I talked to them during that time they said it would be $85 each way to bring my bike with me.

Thursday, I checked in and they wanted $125 to check my bike in.  Uh, that’s not what they told me.  After some discussion they said “Oh, well, its really $100 because of when you booked your ticket.”  Ok, thanks, I appreciate you saving me $25 which you should have done in the first place.  More about the return trip after the rental car fiasco.  (Oh! It gets better!!!)

Rental Car – Budget

Online via cheaptickets.com I reserved a car.  It said the care was a mid-size like a Dodge Stratus, a Sebring, or Subaru.  All of these will fit my bike box.  I checked.  The seats fold down.  I show up and they have a Corolla for me.   This car is not even the same class.  And guess what!  They don’t have anything else for me but a Ford Explorer.  At three times the rate!!!  WTF AGAIN!!!  So, I argue with them and get to spend just twice the rate I reserved for the privilege of driving a vehicle that can take my bike.

Upon returning the car.  The attendent says “There is a small chip on the windshield, you need to come with me to settle up damages.”  I think my exact words were “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”  I gave me a blank stare, walked away, talked to someone, then walked back and said “You’re ok, thank you.”

Return Flight – United Airlines

I arrive at the airport this morning to check in.  Way early, they won’t let me check in for another two hours.  So I hang with Dave and Nik a little bit and get some breakfast.  When I do go to check in the lady at the counter says “$125 to bring the bike.”  I try to get the $100 rate they charged me on the way up.  She argues, I get tired of arguing so I say “Ok.”  Then she has me take the bike over to scale and weigh it.  72 lbs.  It weighed 65lbs on way up.  I have less stuff in there now.  Not sure how that happens.  Then she tells me its an additional $125.  So, now its $250 to fly my bike home from the $100 to fly it up.  Then, she decides she wants to weigh my other bag.  It weighs 52lbs.  Which she follows up with “That bag is over 50lbs, that will be $125 as well” WTF!!!!!!  I’m fuming at this point.  $375 to fly the same stuff back that I flew up with.  What total bullshit!

At this point I want to see a manager.  This nice guy walks over and tries to explain to me their fee structure.  I explain to him I didn’t pay this on the way up.  Why the hell am I paying it now?  He says “Their error isn’t our fault”  Then I proceed to tell him that my friends are flying Air Canada and paid $50 each way for their bikes.  I tell them to take me to their ‘partner’ airlines and get me on their flight.  Because buying a ticket the day of and paying $50 for the bike is probably the same price if not cheaper.  (Just looked it up, $266 one way)  But, go figure.  I missed the one flight they had leaving today for San Diego by 10 minutes.  The flight that Dave and Nik were on.

Sum it up

So, to sum it up.  It would have been far cheaper for me to just drive up here.  And, I would have had a better time.  Monday I write a letter to United.  And, if I show up in San Diego today and my bike is fucked up.  Watch the 10 o’clock news.  I might be a god damned celebrity.

Happy Birthday Alison!

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Happy Birthday!  Hope you have a good one!